FUNKUS ASTEROID ON DIRECT PATH TOWARDS… EARTH!!!

Bursting through the ionosphere from parts unknown, an asteroid tumbles toward that shining spheroid planet, known only as Sx’Nux IV to its owners… however, its inhabitants call it… “Earth.” Huddled behind titanium doors in one of the numerous craters on that asteroid are Monkus and Lumpus, toiling with perfect concentration and unswerving commitment toward one […]

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